Wednesday, March 30, 2016

April Fool's Day sms, Quotes, Messages

The best day for u
in the whole year is April 1st
because that's the day
that suits u best
Happy April fool's day.
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To get a divorce from ur wife....
1st april....because
if ur wife accept that
it's ur luck..
otherwise just tell her..
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!
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so sweet is your smile
so sweet is your style
so sweet is your voice
so sweet is your eye
see how sweetly I lie.
Happy April Fool's Day!!
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Jab Aapko Dekhun My Dil Starts Flying,
Aapse Baat Karneko I Keep Trying,
Jab Aap Hai Door Then I Feel Like Crying,
Arey Itna Tension Mat Lo,
I Was Just Lying…
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Long time ago,,
only fools used to read my status,
and today …..the history continues…
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W6y w0y w8y w9x

Nahi samajhe?
Zara ulta karke dekho.
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HaHaHa.. popat!
Jab sidha samaj nhi aya to
Ulta kya khak samajh Aayega?
“APRIL FOOL”
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If today any 1 talks
& praises u 4 your
GOOD LOOKS
NATURE
STYLE
ATTITUDE,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before April 1st.
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Please note:
April Fools Day is applicable only for singles.
The married have their anniversary.
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It is better to keep your mouth closed
and let people think you are a fool
than to open it and remove all doubt.
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Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
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Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai April Fool! April Fool

Taken from   http://www.goodlightscraps.com/april-fools-day.php